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“You lied. And you left me on read.” I only understand part of what she says, but... “I will eat your cunt as way of apology.”
M.L. Eliza, How My Boring Life Was Completely Derailed (And I Was Absolutely Railed) By Two Big, Blue Alien Dudes from Outer Space
“God, he’s a stern Christmas daddy.”
M.L. Eliza, Santa Claus Is Going To Town On Me

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