Marvin Knight > Quotes

“Merchants are just thieves who know how to trick people into thinking they weren’t robbed.”
― Marvin Knight, Paladin of the Shield

“I used to think that those kings and emperors with their royal harems were a waste of women,” the captain said as he shook Darren’s hand. “But after what we heard the last time we sailed with you, I’m worried even the four of them won’t be enough.” Then, he turned to Priestess Blossom and Shrine Maiden Bonnie. “I hope the both of you aren’t screamers as well. Me and the crew would like to get some sleep occasionally.”
― Marvin Knight, Paladin of the Shield

“And now Asuriel was saying that people in the heavens bought things with money they’d already given to other people. It was all incredibly strange and frustrating.”
― Marvin Knight, Paladin of the Seraph

“Left with no better options, I decided to become a god.”
― Marvin Knight, Amazon Apocalypse 5

“Go, Carter! Crush our enemies! See them driven before us! Hear the lamentations of their house cats!”
― Marvin Knight, Amazon Apocalypse 2

“So you’re saying, if there’s a wagon heading down two paths, one with many people tied to the road and one with few, you would...” the woman trailed off. “Kill the demon that tied them to the road,” Darren finished for her. “I see...” the woman said. “That seems to be a recurring theme in your answers here. Well, I suppose I’ll pass you on zealotry alone. You have my approval to take quests.”
― Marvin Knight, Paladin of the Sword

“My cabbages!”
― Marvin Knight, Amazon Apocalypse 2