Andy Griffiths > Quotes

“THE 100 PERCENT TOTALLY DANGER-PROOF FUTURE IS AMAZING!’ we shout. Terry runs into the wall again. I jump back into the shark’s mouth.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 65-Storey Treehouse

“No detective ever solved a mystery without the help of a hot jam doughnut.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 52-Storey Treehouse: The Treehouse Books 05

“Laughter is the best medicine.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 117-Story Treehouse

“Zack. The bumcatcher winced as he spoke. ‘Listen to me, Zack,’ he said. ‘Your bum”
― Andy Griffiths, The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In

“A bunch of monkeys were riding the marshmallow machine straight at us and firing marshmallows at our heads.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Story Treehouse: Monkey Mayhem!

“crustaceans?”
― Andy Griffiths, The 65-Storey Treehouse

“Great idea!’ I say. ‘Let’s load”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Storey Treehouse

“blasted filing monster,’ says One-eyed Pete.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 117-Storey Treehouse

“THE”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“Messy, Grubby, Sloppy, and Robert.”
― Andy Griffiths, Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

“You’ll have to make me sneeze to get”
― Andy Griffiths, The 169-Story Treehouse: Doppelganger Doom!

“As you can see, we’ve been doing this for quite a while now.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 130-Story Treehouse: Laser Eyes and Annoying Flies

“Once upon a slime, there was a disgusting princess
called Mud Brown. She lived in a stinking bog
with seven slobs called Stinky, Filthy, Snotty,”
― Andy Griffiths, Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

“canary”
― Andy Griffiths, The 13-Storey Treehouse

“waves to surf …”
― Andy Griffiths, The 52-Storey Treehouse: The Treehouse Books 05

“his”
― Andy Griffiths, The Day My Bum Went Psycho

“SOS’.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 91-Storey Treehouse

“contrary,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 39-Storey Treehouse

“Stuck!”
― Andy Griffiths, The 91-Story Treehouse: Babysitting Blunders!

“remind”
― Andy Griffiths, The 52-Story Treehouse: Vegetable Villains!

“buttock,”
― Andy Griffiths, The 52-Story Treehouse: Vegetable Villains!

“Lots”
― Andy Griffiths, The 130-Storey Treehouse

“I turn it off. I try to relax. I take a deep breath. But I can’t get that scene out of my mind where that poor kid who is sitting up late all by himself watching a horror movie suddenly has a group of blood-sucking axe-wielding freaks”
― Andy Griffiths, Just Disgusting!

“stories.)”
― Andy Griffiths, The 65-Story Treehouse: Time Travel Trouble!

“pictures.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 26-Story Treehouse: Pirate Problems!

“axle-grease, grass, toothpaste, fish-milkshake and raw horseflesh.”
― Andy Griffiths, Andypedia

“Beatrix is kneeling beside him, fanning his face. ‘Are you okay, Boris?’ says Beatrix. ‘Never felt better!’ says Boris, suddenly leaping up and stretching out to his full height.”
― Andy Griffiths, The 117-Storey Treehouse

“ANTS!”
― Andy Griffiths, The 65-Storey Treehouse

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― Andy Griffiths, The 65-Story Treehouse: Time Travel Trouble!

“POOP POOP!”
― Andy Griffiths, The 143-Story Treehouse: Camping Trip Chaos!