Ryan Bergara > Quotes

“GOD, THESE STORIES ARE ALL THE SAME. “THIS PERSON HAD PARENTS, BUT THEY ALSO HAD COUSINS AND EVEN A SIBLING OR TWO. THERE WAS A MARRIAGE SOMEHOW, BUT TO WHOM? YOU GUESSED IT! ANOTHER PERSON! WHO WAS THEN KILLED! BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE HEAR A MEOWING AND SEE THE SHADOW OF A CLOWN!”
― Ryan Bergara, BuzzFeed Unsolved Supernatural: 101 True Tales of Hauntings, Demons, and the Paranormal

“MMM, TASTY-ASS MAYO SLATHERED ALL OVER HOT HOG. I’M DROOLIN’.”
― Ryan Bergara, BuzzFeed Unsolved Supernatural: 101 True Tales of Hauntings, Demons, and the Paranormal