adastra339 > Quotes

“Child, child. Dorian is not—” Meng was struggling to find the words. “How might I put this? He isn’t the sort of creature you ought to be around. He’s somewhat of a…” Her eyes flickered over him. “Prick? Scammer? Traitor? Psychopath? All-around degenerate?” Dorian offered helpfully. “Yes. Thank you.” “No worries.”
― adastra339, Speedrunning the Multiverse 3

“You’ve been promoted because of this! You’re all practically grandmasters of self-delusion.”
― adastra339, Speedrunning the Multiverse 4

“ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ”
― adastra339, Savage Awakening

“In Zane's experience, anything you could solve with your brain was better solved by brute strength.”
― adastra339, Savage Awakening

“One brother blinked. Then another. Then another. “…Is it too late to back out,” said one brother. “I believe so,” said the second. A pause. The third brother said, “FUUUUU—“ The cry sent hosts of wyverns into flight for miles.”
― adastra339, Savage Awakening 4

“Gravity was not so much a law here as a helpful suggestion, often ignored. Most buildings were situated on floating islands; cities were merely islands clustered together, making a sort of giant dirt clump midair, linked by chains and bridges. At a distance it looked like an unappetizing meatball.”
― adastra339, Speedrunning the Multiverse 4

“Pride and honor, back at it again, culling the the geene pool since the dawn of man.”
― adastra339, Speedrunning the Multiverse 2

“He’s like one of those old chunky Nokia phones. Is he a bit slow? Probably. And is he the prettiest thing to look at? Nope! But when you need something reliable and impossible to break, something that’ll get the job done, he’s your guy!”
― adastra339, Savage Awakening 3

“I've been wise before countless times, across countless lives. Let me tell you, its dreary as hells. You will figure it out eventually. Maturity is at best a leash which holds back interesting men; and at worst a chosen fetish of boring men. Life is more fun when you fart around.”
― adastra339, Speedrunning the Multiverse 2

“He gave the guy a hard punt. Right in the belly. He felt lots of soft squishy things burst.”
― adastra339, Savage Awakening 2

“Who are you? Are you okay? You look kind of constipated.”
― adastra339, Savage Awakening

“bullying children was one of life’s greatest simple pleasures.”
― adastra339, Speedrunning the Multiverse 3

“don’t believe it,” she said. “You went fist fighting with a literal chunk of rock. And won." “Mm.” “That’s”
― adastra339, Savage Awakening