KrazeKode > Quotes

“You have taken your first steps in Alchemy as an Alchemy Apprentice. The next step for you will be one of a Junior Alchemist, capable of refining the simplest of pills and elixirs. Next would be a Senior Alchemist; the rank this old man had been for the majority of his life. You can call yourself a true alchemist at this rank. At the end of my life, I have taken my last steps to be a Grand Alchemist. After Grand Alchemist, your Path will take you to be a Master, a Grandmaster, a Saint, and at last an Alchemy Emperor. Such is the Path before you.”
― KrazeKode, The First Law of Cultivation

“Afterall, science was just the understanding of the world around us. If the laws of my world didn’t apply, then it’s just a matter of learning the laws of this one.”
― KrazeKode, The First Law of Cultivation

“Adorable small little creatures, almost like how a baby lion is adorable. But don’t be fooled by the guy’s beady eyes or little baby teeth. He’s gonna grow up and tear your face out and claw your eyes, before making a meal of you. All while making happy chirping noises.”
― KrazeKode, Dragon Warrior

“At least in theory. In principle, I could be completely wrong and things did actually work on spiritual magic bullshit. Who could say. This was a cultivation world after all.”
― KrazeKode, The First Law of Cultivation

“Guilt plowed furrows that never grew anything useful.”
― KrazeKode, The Fifth Law of Cultivation

“First, I’ll break your bones, inch by inch. Then your muscles and tendons, as I make my way upwards and outwards frying your nerves. From the bottom of your toes to the top of your head, and each strand of hair. Everything in your body, every area that you know, will hurt”
― KrazeKode, Abyssal Rift

“Alchemy is the study of nature. The craft of understanding the body and spirit, to create that which can heal and enhance both. It’s the craft of medicine and one of conversion. A method to understand how the various herbs and essences work, and by extension, how everything under heaven does. It’s a Path of understanding.” This time, the answer rang true—my Qi swirled in my dantian. This was my new Path.”
― KrazeKode, The First Law of Cultivation

“A Draconian deidacrock is what happens when you take a crocodile, feed it a ton of steroids, give it the ability to breathe fire and shoot lightning, and then ask, what if we crossbred it with a dragon? These murder machines have so much murder in their bodies that Michael Myres would probably want an autograph. Bigger, meaner, and stronger than a normal deidacrock these creatures can blast apart anything short of a… well, honestly, nothing. The word deida is from an old language, which when added as a suffix means ‘the bringer of violent death’ which should tell you exactly what they thought of this monster. If you see one of these, you don’t want to stupidly read descriptions about how murderous they are but instead, turn the other way and run. If only you were so smart, huh?”
― KrazeKode, Dragon Warrior