Jasmine Mas > Quotes

“A man was speaking, so I stopped listening.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men.
I was confused.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Devils

“Mental note—physical exertion makes me homicidal. Avoid anything above a brisk walk.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“She screamed in my face—I screamed back. Oh, look, we’re harmonizing. Mozart would have loved this.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“This book is dedicated to all the girls who like morally grey fictional men, and who screamed out loud the first time they read “who did this to you?” This ones for you.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Rationally, it didn’t matter, and I was a bad bitch who didn’t need a man. Irrationally, I was a woman who just wanted to get railed and told I was pretty.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Fae

“Personally, I preferred to be mentally weak - it made life more interesting.
'Will I kill myself today dramatically or barely survive?' Every day was a new mystery.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“During the day, the feminine urge to lead a fictional revolt plagued me.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“The devil has a pretty face, and humanity is going to hell for worshipping it.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“What's the next step after panicking? I need to do that.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Small bitches could still give off big-dick energy.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“I wailed despondently, but my eyes were bone dry because emo girls didn’t cry (I’d cried yesterday).”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Aut viam inveniam aut faciam—I shall either find a way or make one.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“I would have been offended, but I was too busy trying to find my will to live, like the aforementioned pathetic, weak bitch,”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Who. The. Fuck. Did. THIS. TO. YOU?”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“It wasn’t about women being as tough as men; it was about the fact that they shouldn’t have to be.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Who needs parents? What are they good for anyway? Emotional support? It’s much healthier to repress emotions and ignore red flags.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“My mental health was not my problem. It was everybody else’s”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Gods

“It was just—no one had proved birds weren’t spying on us.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Either there was something wrong with me, or men were generally unwell and at the root of all problems in society. It was definitely the latter.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Fae

“If I cannot move Heaven, I will raise hell.”
― Jasmine Mas, Bonds of Hercules

“Will do—Captain.” I bowed and face-planted onto the floor. “Like a beached whale,” I said with my cheeks pressed against the rocks. “Don’t worry, the tide will pull me back.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Hot take, you know what’s uncivilized? Forcing homeless children to starve because they have no ability to provide for themselves.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“How dare they assume I was a virgin that was into men.
Was I a virgin? Yes.
Was I into men? Yes.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Devils

“There has been no great wisdom without an element of madness.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“You saved Big Bertha, the humpback whale.” He dropped me.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Kid, I’m not a babysitter. I’m a full-time nanny, without any of the benefits of getting to kill people. My life is tragic.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Nothing in life was more powerful than two women affirming each other’s horrible life choices.”
― Jasmine Mas, Bonds of Hercules

“I like the muzzled one best,” Nyx said. “And the raccoon mother second best. I prefer men who don’t speak. Men should be seen—slaughtering and protecting—not heard. I’ve always said this.”
― Jasmine Mas, Bonds of Hercules