Honor Levy > Quotes

“. On Neopets I am God. I let my Blumaroo and my Xweetok and my Lutari and my Shoyru starve. I want to see if they will die. I want to know the rules. I can’t believe I’m in charge of this little dragon life. I can’t believe I’m in charge of my own little life. I can’t believe that they can’t die. Only things that can be lost matter. I want everything to matter. Can only things that are real be lost? I want everything to be real.”
― Honor Levy, My First Book

“1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer.”
― Honor Levy, My First Book

“I HAV3 CHOS3N T3H WAY OF FA3THFUL3SS”
― Honor Levy, My First Book

“Nerf is a verb now. I'm gonna nerf all you faggots, give me that grenade.”
― Honor Levy, My First Book

“Zoe laughs like Tinkerbell, the air whistling between the gaps in her teeth. She’s definitely not a dog.”
― Honor Levy, My First Book

“When I was 11 it was spelled with a Big I. That was how I was taught it. How autocorrect corrected it. Like god to God. It was a place to visit. A proper noun. The Internet. The thinspo forums and videos of Saddam’s execution and the pics from that bat mitzvah I wasn’t invited to. I could go there and I went there that day after school on my clunky white laptop. I went there and I never came back. I went there because it was a world to escape into. I was Lucy walking through the wardrobe. I walked through the fur coats and when I turned around to face the door it was gone. It was like coming a long way through a dark tunnel and turning around to look at the speck of light from which I came, but there was no light. No opening on either side. No sun forcing its way through. No oncoming train. No place from which I came. The tunnel was and always will be my world.”
― Honor Levy