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“How many Durdsleys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They make Harry do it.”
Danny Trevanion, The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: The Best Collection Ever for Kids of All Ages! Over 300 Gags
“What do you call Harry when he has got a bit wet? A Half-Flood Prince”
Danny Trevanion, The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: The Best Collection Ever for Kids of All Ages! Over 300 Gags
“What do you call someone who follows Voldemort on Twitter? A Death Tweeter”
Danny Trevanion, The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: The Best Collection Ever for Kids of All Ages! Over 300 Gags

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The Unofficial Harry Potter CHRISTMAS Joke Book: Over 200 Festive Funny Gags for Kids of All Ages (Jokes for Superfans) The Unofficial Harry Potter CHRISTMAS Joke Book
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