Kaleb Cooper > Quotes

“Pigs remind me of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson”
― Kaleb Cooper, The World According to Kaleb: Worldly wisdom from the breakout star of Clarkson’s Farm

“If you want to get your cardio up, just buy some sheep.”
― Kaleb Cooper, The World According to Kaleb: Worldly wisdom from the breakout star of Clarkson’s Farm

“Just in case I haven’t quite been clear on my views here, let me add for the record: I. F***ING. HATE. SHEEP. I take my hat off to anyone who farms sheep. You give a sheep a choice between life and death, and it’ll look at one, and then at the other, and then it’ll run towards death every time. Every day, their main objective is to die.”
― Kaleb Cooper, The World According to Kaleb

“The only time I’ve ever danced around a pole was at a farmers’ party and it was a very different kind of pole dancing. It’s possible I was somewhat drunk. It’s possible I was somewhat topless. It’s possible it was a telegraph pole. It’s possible that I got creosote all over my nipples and they stung for weeks afterwards. But I couldn’t confirm any of that.”
― Kaleb Cooper, The World According to Kaleb: Wisdom from the Farm and Beyond