Amy Award > Quotes

“For all the woman who have done, or are doing the work to love yourself from the inside out. You’re allowed to take up space.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“To me, there was nothing more powerful than a confident woman who didn’t take shit from anyone.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“Take up space, Beatrix. Don’t apologize, and don’t let the world shame you for being you.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“Love is not about someone rescuing you, mi amor. It’s about
having someone who stands beside you when you rescue yourself.”
― Amy Award, The Jack*ss In Class

“For all the women who’ve never been skinny dipping because you weren’t skinny. You can go chunky dunkin’ with me and the Kingman boys.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“I had a feeling I was going to need my emotional support Kindle for some escapism later.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“Yes, you’re mine, and I’ve waited a long time for you. So be a good girl and kiss me again like you know you belong with me.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“For all the women in the world who give up a part of themselves trying to make other people happy.
Don't let their expectations of who they think you're meant to be take away that joyful, authentic part of yourself.
Be you.
And anyone who doesn't love you for it, can fuck off. Tell them I said so.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“Heroine chic might be chronic, but my ass is iconic.”
― Amy Award, Honkers Under the Holly

“Luke,” Trixie shouted, “use the force you dumb rooster, use the force.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“Best. Earmuffs. Ever.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“I gave him a blow job. That did not taste like what I thought it would.” Oh man. I’d swallowed too. Did that mean I wasn’t a vegan anymore?”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“It’s team and family, babe. You absolutely belong here with me.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“Well, Beatrix, if you ever want some Kingman in you, you know where to find me.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“Body positivity isn’t about feeling confident every day. It’s about loving yourself enough to be your most authentic self, even when the world doesn’t like it.”
― Amy Award, The Anaconda Downstairs

“She groaned and her eyes fluttered shut again."Oh, holy Tannenbaum." I was taking that as a compliment.”
― Amy Award, Honkers Under the Holly

“I just... I don’t think any guy has ever held my hand in public like this before.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“For all the women who’ve had the word “FAT” weaponized against them. The real revenge is to love yourself. They hate when you do that.”
― Amy Award, The Anaconda Downstairs

“But if you limit your life to what feels safe, you’ll miss out on the greatest joys it has to offer.”
― Amy Award, The Jack*ss In Class

“Iinsisted on blasting Taylor Swift the entire car ride home and singing along just so I could avoid talking about that kiss. Because whenever anxiety hit me in the head, heart, or anywhere else... like say my lips, the cure was always my girl, Tay.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“She was my best friend besides my family, and best friends made the best lovers, and partners for life. And yeah, I could definitely see us together forever”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“if you love her, if this is real, then you fight for it. Out in the open where everyone can see. She needs to know you'll burn down the fucking world for her.”
― Amy Award, The Anaconda Downstairs

“This gorgeous, amazing woman had become such a part of me, I didn’t know how to breathe without her on my mind, in my heart.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“I was falling for my best friend.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“I gave him a shove out the gate and went back inside to figure out how the fuck I was going to woo my girl. Oh shit. Yeah. She was mine. She just didn’t know it yet.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“BOOK BOYFRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN PORN”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“Kelsey sang this love song about being cozy with the one you love, and I swear to god she was looking right at me. Why would she do that to my heart? I was dead now. Deceased. Dust.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“maybe my heart melted a little, because this was definitely a Taylor Swift playlist.”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“Sweetheart, I am a highly trained athlete and it’s the fucking off season. What the hell else do I have all these muscles for than to haul my girl, lush body and all, to bed?”
― Amy Award, The C*ck Down the Block

“if what Odin was doing hurt my man, I was ready and willing to move on to the just kill him plan. Grr. I am woman, hear me murder. Then dig a deep grave, toss an animal carcass on top to confuse any cadaver dogs, and plant a whole-ass field of endangered plant species to make it really damn hard to get permission to even search for, much less dig up, any bodies. Not that I'd thought about it much or anything.”
― Amy Award, The Anaconda Downstairs