ValetheHowl > Quotes

“When he was finally alone, Marcus resumed the birth,”
― ValetheHowl, Swarm

“I can’t let them see the cave like this!” he screamed. “Especially not the eggs.”
― ValetheHowl, Swarm

“Blueskin was still struggling to recover from having his arms cut off and most of his internal organs turned into mush.”
― ValetheHowl, Horde

“Screw this sideways with a native totem pole!”
― ValetheHowl, Swarm

“smile slowly drained away as he realized he’d have to personally give birth to the whole army himself.”
― ValetheHowl, Swarm

“a big tree suddenly grew tentacles, grabbed two orcs and ran away while cackling evilly.”
― ValetheHowl, Horde

“Hold on a second! How much does this thing eat? It basically eats its own bodyweight each day! How’s that possible!”
― ValetheHowl, Swarm

“He theatrically indulged this satisfaction for a bit, cackling like an evil mastermind. A sudden pain in his lower abdomen announced he was ready to lay eggs again.”
― ValetheHowl, Swarm

“Next week, we’re probably gonna see cows fly and horses talk.”
― ValetheHowl, Swarm