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“All day long I've been telling myself it's only a merry-go-round. Some people fall off quicker than others. No big mystery.”
Dan Jenkins
“Laughter is the only thing that cuts trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.”
Dan Jenkins
“Laughter is the only thing that cuts trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. -- character Billy Clyde Puckett in Semi-Tough”
Dan Jenkins
“It was a hot sticky night in Barcelona and all the good whores had the summer flu.”
Dan Jenkins
“The ninth is an easy driving hole. Plenty of room. The kind that makes you want to come out of your shoes at the ball. I was feeling a little cocky so as I addressed the ball I looked over at some of the people and said: “I been hittin’ shots for you people all day. I think I’ll hit this one for myself.” I didn’t catch it anywhere but on the screws. The ball looked like it might stay in the air long enough to send back weather reports. The crowd around the tee exploded with a cheer, and above it I heard Grover Scomer. He yelled: “Waxahachie, Nacogdoches!”
Dan Jenkins, Dead Solid Perfect
“The best access is to be tendered to shore from a U.S. Navy destroyer.”
Dan Jenkins, Unplayable Lies
“and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth the playing.”
Dan Jenkins, Dead Solid Perfect

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