Hunter Mythos > Quotes

“[Shade Dragon Rogue: This path might be one of a kind. Shade grants shadowy, necromantic, and dark powers. Dragon grants incredible power at the cost of emboldened vices. Rogue improves on focus, agility, fortune while having an affinity for short blades, stealth, and dishonesty.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“Knowledge isn’t always power. But it’s nice to know which ancient dungeon pathway has a sign saying “safety is this way” and which one says “you’re going to die if you go this way.”]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“They’re so ugly they were cut out of The Little Mermaid to keep it PG.”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“[Dark Dash (Superior): Release darkness in a burst from your lower legs. Propel yourself like a projectile. The more darkness, the more potent. Wait a minute. Isn’t this fire dash but with darkness instead? Ah, whatever. Dark types are too busy brooding to dash around like crazies.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“All I did was protect my free investment. And then I sold you all away.”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 5

“Hey, dumb monsters, you like our damsel hats?” asked a dragon. “Look, she even stopped screaming. She’s all about the ride.” “Please don’t eat me and I’ll be a good hat,” said the female human.”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 7

“The things Jay faced when trying to date an arrogant teenage goddess were backbreaking, man-eating nightmare fuel.”
― Hunter Mythos, Apocalypse Comedy

“Did you just openly advertise drugs on a phone call?”
― Hunter Mythos, Apocalypse Comedy

“Her weapon of choice is kindness. Her second weapon of choice is slamming the unkind.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 4

“Race: Basic Human Age: 18 Path: Shade Dragon Rogue lvl 1 Skills: Spells: [Please select three spells]. Semblances: Essence: 300/300 EP Mind: 11 (+2 per a level) Body: 12 (+2 per a level) Spirit: 7 (+1 per a level) Free: 3 (+3 per a level)”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“[Armor Piercer (Basic): Thrust with power and pierce the obstacle in your way. Works best if you target a weak point unless you keep thrusting to make one. There was once a warrior who spoke proudly of his lance. He wielded a hammer, however, so I spoke to correct him. Consequently, he corrected me with a tale of how he had been stripped bare and had to best a female orc with his lance.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“Once the bomb erupts, a cloud will expand 80-feet. Victims who breathe in this cloud will have their lungs rapidly liquidized while forced to secrete an abundance of mucus. Without healing help, they would drown in their own phlegm or feel their lungs turn into mush.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 7

“You freaking did the work! You put your neck on the line! You pushed yourself beyond your limits!”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 3

“I must find a corner and wallow in shame. It is disturbing I haven’t realized that fully even though the clues were right there. We shall begin in an hour.”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 6

“I am Kleo, the devourer of delicious foods! Nom!”
― Hunter Mythos, Apocalypse Comedy

“[Shadow Clone Magic (Epic): Conjure copies of yourself. They will have less of your potency but can use your abilities, copy some of your gear, and think independently and as a team. Oh, goodness gracious, you really can’t get enough of yourself, huh? Well, at least we know who will trigger the traps. You, yourself, and your reflection.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“[Short Sword Finesse (Basic): Take your short sword proficiency a step further by attacking with grace and cunning. Spot gaps in your opponent’s style and finesse your blade into openings with more ease. You think yourself a fancy swordsman, huh? Well, if you can swing as much as you can talk, you might have more steel to your skill than expected.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“Huh, so that’s why adults exist. They help do all the boring background stuff, so the rest of us do the fun stuff.” Note to self. Keep good adults around. Very needed for paperwork, interpreting stupid rules, and adulting. “Are you going to head inside or keep talking to yourself?” Frank muttered from behind Jay.”
― Hunter Mythos, Apocalypse Command

“Monsters were inherently evil. They dropped loot. And they gave his wife an outlet.”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 6

“That is criminally adorable,” Cenric said. “Agreed,”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 6

“[Dragon Pride (Superior): Your pride as a dragon refuses efforts to rule over you. Gain a 100% buff to your willpower when under unwanted influence.]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“But despite his age, he had a strong jaw as mighty as his muscles. And he was Level 67”
― Hunter Mythos, Overpowered Wizard 2: A Progression LitRPG Epic

“dark moolah wizard gang.”
― Hunter Mythos, Overpowered Wizard: A Progression LitRPG Epic

“[Shade Dragon Tail (Epic): A ghostly dragon tail extends from your tailbone. Most won’t notice it while it’s passively there. Channel your essence to actively use its power, flexibility, and reach. Beware of the dragon price for power. Have you ever been struck by a dragon’s tail? Most don’t see it coming. This version is so sinister the lords and ladies should ban it. ]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“[#1 – Get 10 great results on quests!] [#2 – Slay 500 monsters that give experience!] [#3 – Defeat a level 75+ dungeon!] [#4 – Slay the Dread Whale!] [#5 – Slay 100 steady adventurers above your level!] [#6 – Reach level 100!] [#7 – Slay 1 great adventurer!]”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 1

“Let’s go find some damsels or whatever and wear them.” “It’ll be a new fashion statement.” “Damsel hats! Damsel hats! Get your fresh damsel hats!”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 7

“Did you do poorly? No. Did you do well? No. Did you do great? No. Were you masterful? … … Yes!”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 6

“The Action Figure Militia interrupted the philosophical issues of cat girls versus dragon girls and the dividing line between the racially exotic and the taboo furries.”
― Hunter Mythos, Apocalypse Comedy

“wurm’s”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 7

“Hunger, Chaos, Sacrifice, Boom, part 1”
― Hunter Mythos, Rogue Ascension, Book 7