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“Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“The ruler.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“Where did Tigger find Pooh? In the toilet.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“What do you call a cow with no legs?”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“Where do pencils come from? Pencil-vania.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“Why are there no jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“What kind of driver never gets a ticket? A screwdriver.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“Why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? She always lets it go.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“What can a bird do but a fly can’t? A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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“What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.”
― Mr Higgenbottom, Don't Pee Your Pants! A Funny Laugh-Out-Loud LOL Joke Book For Kids Aged 6-11
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