Jake Malory > Quotes

“Just promise you’ll wear a cape when you join our new Alien Overlords. I want my pointless martyrdom to have appropriate origin-story flair.”
― Malory, Punish The System, Book 1

“No. I much prefer it when people tell outrageous lies. It keeps me in business.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator

“We're still sweeping up the dematerialised ashes of supplicants murdered during your last visit. I'm not sure 'harsh' is entirely justified.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator

“The certainty that your suspect is a moron, right up until he shoots you.”
― Malory, Punish The System, Book 1

“You sound like you’ve just been losing an argument with your calendar.”
― Malory, Punish The System, Book 1

“He’d once fancied himself a patron of the arts but, over time, had decided that most of the arts weren’t worth patronising.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator

“Knives are like regrets, you should carry a spare for every heartbeat you plan to stop.”
― Malory, Punish The System, Book 1

“An ally who arms everyone isn’t an ally; he’s a grenade with the pin already pulled.”
― Malory, Punish The System, Book 1

“It appears that there are more things in heaven and Earth that are dreamt of in my user manual.”
― Malory, Punish The System, Book 1

“If I could charge the public a stupidity tax, the museum would have its funding forever.”
― Malory, Death of a Curator