Julian Clary > Quotes

“Knock”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Wild

“Oh”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Green

“What do you call a pig who steals things? A hamburglar!”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds' Great Adventure: World Book Day 2018

“What did the watch say to the clock? Hour you doing!”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Green

“Reduce”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Green

“We’d better go hunting. There must be some zebras round here. Or maybe we can scavenge off a pride of local lions?’ Fred suggested.”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds' Great Adventure: World Book Day 2018

“What kind of table can you eat? A vege-table!”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Wild

“Where do ants go on holiday? FrANTS!”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Green

“What’s a caterpillar’s favourite weapon? A cater-pault!”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Wild

“What kind of flowers grow on your face? Tu-lips!”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Green

“How do you know when a yacht is happy? When it hugs the shore!”
― Julian Clary, The Bolds Go Wild