MAD Magazine > Quotes

“It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
The impurities in our air and water that are doing it”
― MAD Magazine

“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.”
― MAD Magazine

“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ”
― Mad Magazine Editors

“What me worry?”
― Mad magazine