Dan Slott > Quotes

“No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache.”
― Dan Slott, Batman Adventures

“I'm thinking of killing everyone whose name is a palindrome”
― Dan Slott, Arkham Asylum: Living Hell

“I've lost more times than I've won, and every damn time I got back up! That's all that matters!”
― Dan Slott

“Say, what's the question mark for? Sexual identity?”
― Dan Slott, Arkham Asylum: Living Hell

“It's like whenever a friend wants to show me their favorite movie...

... and it's great and all, but...

... I'd rather see something that they hadn't seen before. So we could watch it for the first time together.”
― Dan Slott, Silver Surfer, Vol. 1: New Dawn

“Well, She's (She-Hulk) quippy. I'm quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper. -Spiderman”
― Dan Slott, She-Hulk, Volume 3: Time Trials

“I'm a little uncomfortable with all of this.'

'With what?'

'Well... doesn't it feel weird that we're only beating up... ...Asian people?'

'We're in Hong Kong. The bad guys are Asian. The good guys are Asian. Everyone here's Asian.'

'I'm just used to beating up people of all races and creeds. That's how I do it in New York. ...”
― Dan Slott, The Amazing Spider-Man (2015-2018) #25

“After all,” I thought, “if life is ALWAYS getting worse, then right now is NEVER all bad?”

A happy thought that served me well…”
― Dan Slott, Arkham Asylum: Living Hell