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“What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? No idea, but the flag is a big plus!”
― Joe King, Jokes: 6 books in 1: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Jokes and Stories for Adults

“Good Reasoning Skills Scene at a restaurant: Customer: Excuse me, waiter. I hate to bother you but there's a big bug in my porridge. How do you explain this? Waiter: Sir that just proves that the porridge is so good the bug could not resist swimming in it. Enjoy your meal!”
― Joe King, Best Jokes: Best Jokes EVER!

“to find a bear and try their best to convert them to join their respective religions. Later they gather to discuss their experiences. The priest begins: “I found the bear, read to him from the catechism, and blessed him with holy water. He’s having his first communion next week”. The minister then said, “The bear I found was so mesmerized by my teaching of the Holy Word that he let me baptize him then and there.” The priest and the minister looked at the Rabbi expectantly. He had bruises and blood in his clothes, “In hindsight, I shouldn’t have begun with the circumcision.” Book Advertisement “Encyclopaedia Britannica for Sale Complete set”
― Joe King, Best Jokes: Best Jokes EVER!

“Humburgers!”
― Joe King, 250 Fun Jokes for Kids! Short, Funny, Clean and Corny Kid's Jokes - Fun with the Funniest Lame Jokes for all the Family.

“What dogs rip the mail every morning? Tear-riers!”
― Joe King, 250 Fun Jokes for Kids! Short, Funny, Clean and Corny Kid's Jokes - Fun with the Funniest Lame Jokes for all the Family.

“Do you know why the arithmetic book was so sad? A: It had so many problems inside!”
― Joe King, Jokes: 2 Books in 1

“Q: Two pennies were talking to each other. Do you know what one of them said to the other one?”
― Joe King, Funny Jokes: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“raise? He was outstanding in his field.”
― Joe King, Jokes: 6 books in 1: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Jokes and Stories for Adults

“Q: What is the name for a fly with no wings?”
― Joe King, Jokes: 2 Books in 1