Dan Marshall > Quotes

“A sense of humor is all you really need to get through life. All”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“When you are The Other, you begin to resent the majority and look for ways to piss them”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“I guess there’s good and bad in everyone and tragedy can amplify either.”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“Increase the pain input, increase the swearing output. Makes sense.”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“Too depressed for a Slurpee? Now that’s depressed. My”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“He was hooked to machines with a nursing staff at his beck and call.”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“He was good at life, and, with his support, so were we.”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“Tragedy has company, as someone aside from me probably said at some point. I”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“She left for the doctor’s one morning thinking she had a stomach bug and returned a cancer patient.”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning

“Physically, I’m five foot nine, though at a recent doctor’s visit, I was told I’m closer to five foot seven. It’s pretty shocking when you spend your whole life thinking you’re one height and then find out you’re another. I still consider myself to be five nine. That doctor and his stupid science measuring stuff were full of shit. I was born weighing six pounds, twelve ounces, on September 17, 1982, in Pekin, Illinois, though I’ve gained a significant amount of weight since then. I currently weigh in around 175 pounds. With my semishort height and my weight, I’m a little dumpy. One friend described me as being a sad little cannonball. I feel that’s accurate.”
― Dan Marshall, Home Is Burning