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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
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“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'You know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.”
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“I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead”
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“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr..
you might be a redneck”
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you might be a redneck”
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“You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light”
― You Might Be A Redneck If...
― You Might Be A Redneck If...
“If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.”
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“If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.”
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“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart..
You might be a rednneck”
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You might be a rednneck”
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