Maggie Mayhem > Quotes

“That’s adorable,” Zayn said. “Why is everything you own so freakin’ cute?” “Because you only live once...I don’t want to be on my deathbed wondering why I used ugly shit my whole life.”
― Maggie Mayhem, The Naga Next Door

“This room is like one of those crazy clown cars,” Zayn said. “I don’t know how we can still be pulling bins and bins of stuff out of it.” “It’s the inherent magic of a craft room, any craft room, whether it belongs to a witch or not,” I laughed, remembering how Sylvana had once explained it to me.”
― Maggie Mayhem, The Naga Next Door

“Too bad. So sad. How’s the explosive diarrhea?” I asked, deciding I wanted to be a bitch myself.”
― Maggie Mayhem, Date with a Demon

“Aren’t you going cut it into pieces?” Prax asked. “Nope,” Griselda said. She made a hole right in the middle of the cake and dug in. Prax stared in horror. “She’s… She’s eating it from the middle.” I laughed. “It’s her cake. She can eat it any way she wants. Come on.” I led him to the spare room.”
― Maggie Mayhem, Signed In Incubus