Lenore Look > Quotes

“It's a secret code," said Calvin. "Girls are not not like boys. If a boy wants to kill you, he says 'I'm going to kill you.' If a girl wants to kill you, she says, 'We need to talk.' That's the code."

I gasped. "Has a girl ever wanted to talk to you?" I asked.

"Yup," said Calvin.

"How come you're still alive?" I asked.

"I vomited," said Calvin.”
― Lenore Look, Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“A therapist is a very smart person who wears glasses and can help you with your problems by asking a lot of questions instead of giving you shots, which is really amazing. But a psycho, as everyone knows, is a crazy person in the movies that you never want to run into in real life. So a psychotherapist is a very smart crazy person that you should stay away from for your own good.”
― Lenore Look, Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“The best thing about recess is that it doesn't matter if you are having trouble paying attention in class--suddenly, you are paying attention to a million things on the playground.”
― Lenore Look

“Bakbakbakbakbakbak!”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“Massachusetts, which is hard to spell, it is hard not to”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“gang plays.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

“Since he’s the leader of the gang, he gets to say what the”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

“Miss Flea.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

“N95 respirator mask— Looks like a white beak over your nose and mouth. (1) Double straps adjust to your head size, (2) stops germs and dust from getting in, (3) perfect for allergy protection while”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

“Being a superhero is hard work. You have to save the world. But going to school is even harder. You have to save yourself.”
― Lenore Look

“IS”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“The end of the world.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

“Stewardesses”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“wafted”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Bean Sprout”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to the Great Wall, the Forbidden Palace, and Other Tourist Attractions

“wits.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Julia.” It is hard to tell. The blisters didn’t help either. In fact, they made”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“fu”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“I’ll give you the four-one-one.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Dead Bodies, Funerals, and Other Fatal Circumstances

“The Big Dipper. Cassiopeia.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

“backhoe.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“gung”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“She’s like a stoplight in the middle of my life and there’s just no avoiding her.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Camping, Hiking, and Other Natural Disasters

“Deep breathing helps when your heart falls out of your chest. I learned this from the”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Dead Bodies, Funerals, and Other Fatal Circumstances

“home from school!”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Babies, Burglars, and Other Bumps in the Night

“mayhem.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“scones”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

“Bean Sprout.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to the Great Wall, the Forbidden Palace, and Other Tourist Attractions

“Daisuke”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“THOU ART A VERY RAGGED WART!”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes