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“Q: Where did the Pilgrims play cards on the Mayflower?
A: On the deck!
Q: What did the Pilgrims have when they caught 10 ducks?
A: A lot of quackers.
Q: What letters did the Pilgrim boy say when he saw there was no food on the table?
A: O I C U R M T”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
A: On the deck!
Q: What did the Pilgrims have when they caught 10 ducks?
A: A lot of quackers.
Q: What letters did the Pilgrim boy say when he saw there was no food on the table?
A: O I C U R M T”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
“Q: If a Pilgrim threw a pumpkin into the air, what came down?
A: Squash!
Q: How did the Pilgrims catch squirrels?
A: They climbed trees and acted like nuts.
Q: How did the Pilgrims spell mousetrap with only three letters?
A: C A T
A turkey is a funny bird
It’s head goes wobble, wobble.
All it knows is just one word,
“Gobble, gobble, gobble!”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
A: Squash!
Q: How did the Pilgrims catch squirrels?
A: They climbed trees and acted like nuts.
Q: How did the Pilgrims spell mousetrap with only three letters?
A: C A T
A turkey is a funny bird
It’s head goes wobble, wobble.
All it knows is just one word,
“Gobble, gobble, gobble!”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
“Q: What did the tree say to the Pilgrim’s ax?
A: You got me stumped.
Q: How many days would it take two Pilgrims to dig half a hole?
A: None. No one can dig half a hole!
Q: When things went wrong, what could the Pilgrims always count on?
A: Their fingers!”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
A: You got me stumped.
Q: How many days would it take two Pilgrims to dig half a hole?
A: None. No one can dig half a hole!
Q: When things went wrong, what could the Pilgrims always count on?
A: Their fingers!”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
“Q: Why did the cranberries turn so red?
A: They saw the salad dressing!
Q: What was the Pilgrim’s favorite music?
A: Plymouth rock!
Q: What’s the best way to eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A: Gobble it.
Q: What key do you use the most on Thanksgiving?
A: A tur-key!
Q: What did the turkey say when the Pilgrim grabbed him by the tail feathers?
A: That’s the end of me!
Q: What did the turkey say just before it was popped into the oven?
A: I’m really stuffed.”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
A: They saw the salad dressing!
Q: What was the Pilgrim’s favorite music?
A: Plymouth rock!
Q: What’s the best way to eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A: Gobble it.
Q: What key do you use the most on Thanksgiving?
A: A tur-key!
Q: What did the turkey say when the Pilgrim grabbed him by the tail feathers?
A: That’s the end of me!
Q: What did the turkey say just before it was popped into the oven?
A: I’m really stuffed.”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
“Q: Why couldn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets on their farms?
A: The corn had ears!
Q: Why is the number ten scared on Thanksgiving?
A: Because seven ate (eight) nine!
Q: When does Dracula eat turkey?
A: At Fangsgiving!
Q: Name two things you can’t eat for breakfast on Thanksgiving.
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: Why can turkeys eat only a few bites at Thanksgiving?
A: Because they are so stuffed.
Q: What is the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving?
A: Your teeth!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
A: The corn had ears!
Q: Why is the number ten scared on Thanksgiving?
A: Because seven ate (eight) nine!
Q: When does Dracula eat turkey?
A: At Fangsgiving!
Q: Name two things you can’t eat for breakfast on Thanksgiving.
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: Why can turkeys eat only a few bites at Thanksgiving?
A: Because they are so stuffed.
Q: What is the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving?
A: Your teeth!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!”
― Let's Celebrate Thanksgiving
