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“The pose of a horse in a statue tells you how the rider died. If both front legs are in the air, the rider died in battle. If one leg is in the air, the rider died of wounds sustained in battle and if both front legs are on the ground, the rider died of natural causes. Did You Know?”
Alex Smart, Learn A Lot While You Sit On The Pot: Funny Bathroom Trivia Book For Adults & Older Teens
“My name is John
I’m often white
If you’re desperate I’m a welcome sight
I’m often engaged
But never Wed
You use me more often
Than your own bed
answer”
Alex Smart, Riddles To Do While You Poo On The Loo: Funny Bathroom Reader With Riddles and Brain Teasers For Adults & Teens
“A man went out to walk his dog and
whilst he was out, it started to rain.
His dog got very wet.
The man had not got an umbrella
so his coat became soaking wet
and his shoes were sodden
however not a hair on his head got wet
- why?”
Alex Smart, Riddles To Do While You Poo On The Loo: Funny Bathroom Reader With Riddles and Brain Teasers For Adults & Teens

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Learn A Lot While You Sit On The Pot: Funny Bathroom Trivia Book For Adults & Older Teens (Alex Smart's Bathroom Readers) Learn A Lot While You Sit On The Pot
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Riddles To Do While You Poo On The Loo: Funny Bathroom Reader With Riddles and Brain Teasers For Adults & Teens (Alex Smart's Bathroom Readers) Riddles To Do While You Poo On The Loo
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That's Amazing!: Weird, But True, Fun Facts, And Trivia (Amazing Trivia For Kids) That's Amazing!
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