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“Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of "divisive" in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“When conservative judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it's because of what's in the New York Times”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.”
― Ann Coulter, Godless: The Church of Liberalism

“As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”
― Ann Coulter

“As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“The idea that making an activity legal would reduce its incidence is preposterous. This is exactly like the Clintonian statement about wanting to make abortion 'safe, legal and rare.' The most effective way to make something 'rare' is to make it illegal.”
― Ann Coulter, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter

“I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.”
― Ann Coulter

“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening. ”
― Ann Coulter

“A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.”
― Ann Coulter

“From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?”
― Ann Coulter

“Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.”
― Ann Coulter

“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am. ”
― Ann Coulter

“Already liberals are trying to rewrite the history of the Cold War to remove Reagan from its core, to make him a doddering B-movie actor who happened to be standing there when the Soviet Union imploded. They have the media, the universities, the textbooks. We have ourselves. We are the witnesses. ”
― Ann Coulter, Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism

“Once man's connection to the divine is denied, you can reason yourself from here to anywhere.”
― Ann Coulter

“I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.”
― Ann Coulter

“Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.”
― Ann Coulter

“The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.' What do its supporters call it? Casual Fridays? Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? Uh . . . Steve?”
― Ann Coulter, Godless: The Church of Liberalism

“Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.”
― Ann Coulter

“Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.”
― Ann Coulter

“Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly refuses to show the Muslim cartoons on The O’Reilly Factor, saying he doesn’t want to offend anyone’s religion. Someone should tell him those endless interviews with prostitutes from the Bunny Ranch and porn stars aren’t high on Christians’ list of enjoyable viewing either.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

“Long before there was discrimination against blacks, there was discrimination against white southerners. When large numbers of these country people moved north during World War II, they were aggressively excluded from neighborhoods, jobs, and homes - not because of their skin color, but their accents.”
― Ann Coulter, Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama

“Throw in “never read books” and you have the dictionary definition of a liberal. Being completely uninformed is precisely how most liberals stay liberal.”
― Ann Coulter, Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America

“It’s often said that those who are unduly bothered by gays are latent homosexuals. Isn’t it possible that people obsessed with racism are themselves racist.”
― Ann Coulter, Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama

“Even if evolution were true, it wouldn't disprove God. God has performed more spectacular feats than evolution. It's not even a daunting challenge to a belief in God. If you want something that complicates a belief in God, try coming to terms with Michael Moore being one of God's special creatures.”
― Ann Coulter, Godless: The Church of Liberalism

“You know you're doing something right when you've reduced hordes of liberals to blind, sputtering rage.”
― Ann Coulter

“A favorite liberal taunt is to accuse conservatives of clinging to an idealized past. Poor, right-wing Americans vaguely sense the world is changing and now they’re lashing out. What about the idealized past liberals cling to? They all act as if they were civil rights foot soldiers constantly getting beat up by 500-pound southern sheriffs, while every twenty-year-old Republican today is treated as if he is on Team Bull Connor. At best, the struggle for civil rights was an intra-Democratic Party fight. More accurately, it was Republicans and blacks fighting Democrat segregationists and enablers.”
― Ann Coulter, Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama