Laura Jensen Walker > Quotes

“How do you explain to a nonreader that books aren't just things but treasured friends? Companions?”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Daring Chloe

“But now I saw the real problem with chasing after a man. It wasn't a matter of being unseemly or socially unacceptable or not playing the game right. It was just this: if I chase him, I'll never really know if he cares enough to chase me.”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Dreaming in Technicolor

“Be in the World, Not of the World—Kind of like Lucky Charms cereal: there are lots of pretty marshmallows in with the cereal, but they’re not the same. So live with the cereal, but remember: you’re a pretty marshmallow.”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Becca by the Book

“So I separated all my books into stacks: best friends, old friends, classic friends, new friends, and casual acquaintances. ”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Daring Chloe

“I always love the way everyone else seems to know what God is thinking. To me, it's more of a mystery.”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Daring Chloe

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Billie Burke”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Mentalpause and Other Midlife Laughs

“...getting six woman to agree on something is like getting Dr. Laura to agree with Howard Stern.”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Daring Chloe

“The best mirror is an old friend.”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Mentalpause and Other Midlife Laughs

“If my response seems slow when asked a question, I always explain: ‘It is because I have numerous files and subfiles to sort through in order to retrieve the info . . . please stand by. Help . . . my computer needs more memory!”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Mentalpause and Other Midlife Laughs

“The best mirror is an old friend. George Herbert”
― Laura Jensen Walker, Mentalpause and Other Midlife Laughs