Rachel Renée Russell > Quotes

“Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries”
― Rachel Renee Russell, Dork Diaries 3: Tales From A Not-So-Talented Pop Star

“Better late than never."-Dork Diaries”
― Rachel R. Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl

“So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!”
― Rachel Renée Russel, Nikkis (nicht ganz so) fabelhafte Welt

“STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT:

1 cup of cooked oatmeal

1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)

2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)

1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)

1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)

1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)

Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes

Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature
Use liberally as needed
Makes 4 to 5 cups”
― Rachel Renee Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl

“Let your inner DORK shine through.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!”
― Rachel Renee Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star

“You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl

“BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").”
― Rachel Renee Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl

“Sweetie, when life presents challenges, you can be either a CHICKEN or a CHAMPION. The choice is YOURS!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork

“Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star

“OMG! Look at that! They’re ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don’t tell me. They were giving them away for free with a purchase of a McDonald’s Happy Meal!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak

“Miss Bri-Bri has designed a gazillion booty-ful dresses for very famous and important people, like Princess Sugar Plum, Selena Gomez, Beyoncé, and Mrs. Claus! And”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker

“Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star

“HIDEOUS! Sorry, Mom, but vomit green is NOT my colour. And that dress is impossible to walk in! It’s so tight around my legs that it looks like a giant fish tail. While the other bridesmaids walked gracefully to the “Wedding March” song, I flopped my way down the aisle like a human-sized catfish or something! Those rug burns were pure agony! It was getting late and I was running out of time! The last thing I wanted to do was to traumatise Brandon by showing up at the dance looking like a MUTANT FISH GIRL or something. Right now I’m SO frustrated that I’m seriously considering just NOT going to the dance. Why is my life so hopelessly CRUDDY?!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak

“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl

“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“Minu ema moto kõlab: "No kuulge! Miks peaks laskma väikesel gangreenil või tillukesel pidalitõvehool takistada teekonda hariduse juurde?!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“Hey, I’m so BROKE, I have a milkshake on layaway at McDonald’s!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“You’re such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“I’m SUCH a DORK!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“Well, it’s not MY fault you’re such an AIRHEAD that if you open your mouth I can hear the ocean!” I shot back.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork

“OMG!!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star

“EVERYONE DABBING AND DOING COOL FORTNITE DANCES, LIKE THE FLOSS, HYPE, AND ORANGE JUSTICE!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“I was like, JUST GREAT! Grandma is finally going SENILE! Doesn’t she understand that some things in life you’re STUCK with and powerless to change?! Jeez!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

“We were supposed to be brainstorming. But, unfortunately, my brain was farting.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“The next my parents and Brianna come rollin' up in here, I'm gonna scream, "Hey! Why don't y'all just MOVE IN?!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life