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“It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner”
Jim Cartwright, Great Jokes
“An elephant says to a camel, ‘Why are your boobs on your back?’ The camel says, ‘That’s rich, coming from someone with a dick on his face.”
Jim Cartwright, Great Jokes

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