Naomi Kramer > Quotes

“New Rule #1 – Don't date women who paint. Arty-farty doesn't just equal freaky in the sack, it also equals nasty genius revenge. I don't like genius when it's happening to me.”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“Women!” he muttered. “Can't live with 'em, can't escape even by killing 'em.”
― Naomi Kramer, DEAD[ish]

“right? You aren’t allowed to testify against me and shit? Not quite? Oh, fuck”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“I know you’ve heard Mike’s side of the story. Let me guess – I cheated on him, and he was outraged, and we argued, and he slapped me, and I hit my head on something and died, right? Fucking liar.”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“the sex was fantastic”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“Love is never easy.”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“your balls’ll go moldy!”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“She's stark naked and”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“What the hell made me think that someone would tell me the whole truth just because they were dead?”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“butt cheeks freshly scrubbed,”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“Love is never easy. That’s”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“You can't stay wet down there, Trent, your balls'll go moldy!”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“girlfriend.”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“I’m dead because my dumbarse boyfriend shot me and it hurt like hell and that’s all I remember, to be honest. Until I woke up without a body. Now I know from books”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“My dick’s waving hello in the breeze.”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]

“FUCK!”
― Naomi Kramer, Dead[ish]