Raymond Bean > Quotes

“We are talking about two hundred eyes all on me.”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1

“Well, I think Keith is the smartest guy in the company,” Emma chimed in. Finally, someone on my side, I thought. “Why? Because he’s your brother?” Scott asked. “No, because he’s the only boy on the court actually dressed for basketball.”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #3: Blown Away

“took another sniff and my worst fears were confirmed. Someone dropped a stank bomb.”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1

“Being with my mom in the morning can be pretty stressful. She's always in a huge rush. If you didn't know any better, you might think she was being chased by villains or something.”
― Raymond Bean, School Is A Nightmare #2: The Field Trip

“everyone still thought it was me.”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1

“Farts. Soon”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1

“Never once?”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1

“nine”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1

“Revolutionary”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1

“My mind becomes paralyzed. I lock up. It was like my mouth had frozen shut; I could not speak.”
― Raymond Bean, Sweet Farts #1