Katie May > Quotes

“Stop it,” I deadpan. “Oh no. Stop.” They continue pummeling each other’s faces. “Please stop,” I continue dryly. No response. I turn towards the girl gaping beside me and shrug my shoulders once. “I tried.”
― Katie May, Charming Devils

“My momma says I have an asshole for a mouth, that I’m always spewing out shit,” Rion says, offering me a deranged laugh.”
― Katie May, Blindly Indicted

“Frankly, Hadley, you look like a fucking Cabbage Patch Kid fighting Godzilla.”
― Katie May, Dearly Departed

“Dear lord, that voice sounded like a dying bird giving anal while simultaneously taking a shit.”
― Katie May, Together We Fall: The Completed Series

“Probably claps when an airplane lands as well.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“I have to give the girl credit: she has balls. Or very strong ovaries. The Queen of Ovaries. Her Vaginasty. This is why I don’t have any friends.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“I don't trust easily. Come to think of it, I don't trust at all. Why would I willingly hand out trust when everyone in my life inevitably betrays me?”
― Katie May, Charming Devils

“Come. Let’s behave like normal women and go get our nails done, gossip, and then cut bitches who look at us funny.”
― Katie May, Torn to Bits

“Suddenly, he moves around the table and lunges for me, grabbing my arms to pull me towards him, and on instinct, I flip him over my shoulder, sending him crashing to the floor and following up with a knee to the chest. I pin him in place as I press my hand against his throat, barely holding back from slipping the latch on my ring. “Or you could just be psycho…” I declare, staring in shock at the boy who’s now beaming at me, his chest rumbling with laughter as he rubs his face against my hand as though he’s marking me. Yeah, I’m going to go with psycho.”
― Katie May, Courting Darkness

“How did I put up with seven husbands? Lube. Lots and lots of lube. And I fed them. And petted them. And sometimes took them out for walks, depending on my mood.”
― Katie May, The Darkness We Crave

“If you have to assert your dominance over people weaker than you to feel like a man, then I feel sorry for you.”
― Katie May, Blindly Indicted

“What in the ever-loving snickerdoodle fuck is happening?”
― Katie May, Burning Embers

“Van Helsing or not, best friend or not, I will not hesitate to kill him if he tries to harm my mate. My loyalty has changed in the last five minutes. She doesn’t know it yet—she doesn’t know me yet—but I have just become hers unconditionally. At the same time, Violet is mine, and I’ll always protect my own. After all, how can we be monsters if we’re not selfish assholes?”
― Katie May, Monsters

“I grin broadly and spread out my arms in either direction. “Daddy’s home, bitches.”
― Katie May, Roaring Flames

“Book boyfriends are better than real ones. And multiple book boyfriends?” I fan myself dramatically, and he graces me with another genuine smile. “Fuck yeah.”
― Katie May, Torn to Bits

“She gives me a look. You all know the one I’m talking about—like she can’t decide whether she wants to roll her eyes, knee me in the crowned jewels, or laugh. I tend to have that effect on people, particularly women.”
― Katie May, Blindly Indicted

“Are you new?” “You could say that.” Before I can stop myself—because, really, when have I ever cared about personal space?—I sit cross legged in front of him. He gulps, instinctively shifting away as if my female cooties are contagious. Hell, for all I know, they might be. There’s a reason us girls bleed out of our vaginas: to warn away monsters. Show them how badass and deadly we can be. Oh, your cock shoots out cum. How quaint. My pussy? Yeah. We have blood, motherfuckers. And... I’m getting off track.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Enough of this,” I say easily, bopping her nose. Apparently, I do cute shit around this female. The horror.”
― Katie May, Blindly Indicted

“She was a treasured book in my collection, and I was an avid reader.”
― Katie May, The Storm We Face

“She’s so stinking adorable, and I kind of want to wrap her up in paper and gift her to myself on Christmas”
― Katie May, Dearly Departed

“And sometimes, your biggest strength is trusting others to shoulder half of the burden. You still feel the weight, the pressure, but it’s not nearly as overwhelming.”
― Katie May, Blindly Indicted

“Everyone in my life always hurts me, always leaves me. People say you can’t die from a broken heart, but what they don’t say is that it may just make you want to.”
― Katie May, Charming Devils

“Bras are ridiculously expensive, because society seems to think that things that are necessary for women—like undergarments and period supplies—should have elevated prices.”
― Katie May, Torn to Bits

“allow a guy or girl to treat you like Vin did me. You’re not trash, and the minute someone starts treating you like it, carve out his heart and eat it. This concludes my public service announcement. Suck dicks. Don’t be one.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Oh shit, she’s talking to me. Say something normal, Violet. For the love of Dracula, say something fucking normal. “I gave your brother an orgasm,” I blurt. There you have it, folks. The reason why I have no friends. Fucking shit, brain. You had one job to do, and it was not that.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Honestly, I sometimes terrify myself, but in a loving way. Can you lovingly terrify yourself?”
― Katie May, Blindly Indicted

“A man who has loved a thousand times is dangerous because he can break your heart.” She pauses, her fingernails digging into my arm hard enough to draw blood. “But a man who has never loved at all will destroy entire worlds when he finally does manage to fall. Do you understand?”
― Katie May, Of Rain and Wrath

“If you didn’t have a friend willing to kidnap your exes, then you needed new friends.”
― Katie May, Gallows and Ghouls

“Oh my gosh, did you hear that? She only brought one bikini?”
― Katie May, The Darkness We Crave

“She didn’t know what she agreed to when she said yes to my monster. Hopefully, she’s okay with a little murder and mayhem.”
― Katie May, Roaring