Fabian Nicieza > Quotes

“Arcade:HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!
YES,PEOPLE,THAT'S RIGHT!I DISCOVERED WADE WILSON'S GENIUS!!!I'M BLESSED!!!”
― Fabian Nicieza

“Juggernaut: All right. Get the Doc to work -- now. Before I change my mind.
Deadpool: Wow. Whaddaya know? LOGIC stops the Juggernaut!”
― Fabian Nicieza, Deadpool Classic, Vol. 1

“Passion begets hunger. Hunger consumes worlds. - Silver Surfer”
― Fabian Nicieza, Cable & Deadpool, Volume 1: If Looks Could Kill

“I see them now. My first thought is -- all of this for Damian? The son Batman never knew he had. Grandson to Ra's Al Ghul... and a kid no one can stand. And then I think... no... it's for Tim. For him, a thousand ninjas us just the start of what I would do.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Nightwing (1996-2009) #138

“Time changed our prejudices, but it didn’t change the fact that we were prejudiced.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“My Mom was a little religious, my Dad not at all. So when she was killed--and my Dad was left in a coma--I didn’t have a strong foundation of faith to turn to.
By the time my father was killed—then so many of my friends--all I had left to turn to was anger. It was easier than believing in a God who had let that happen.
But anger solved little and when the world was in crisis--I prayed. I heard only silence. So I confessed my sins… and realized I had none.
How could someone who tried so hard to be good--did so much for so many people--be asked to endure so much?”
― Fabian Nicieza, Red Robin #22

“THE PRIUS FOLLOWED the FBI SUVs as they wound through local traffic like a caffeinated remora.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“What the hell was that?” she asked.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“instead of what he had been like, which was not the kind of guy who had a peaceful manner about him.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Why can’t you ever put them on the hook when you come through the door?”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“But Kenny and the Prius were off, headed down Route 571.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“God, she hated Minions.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“I find it rather ironic that the brightest minds of the united states... their elected leaders... ...are creating a social climate so similar to the ones you have so long railed against.
That's an exaggeration, Dr. Chen--
Captain America.
Excuse me?
You intend to apprehend and incarcerate Captain America. Say those words aloud... consider their true implication...”
― Fabian Nicieza, Thunderbolts (2006-2012) #105

“He flushed the toilet and hung up without saying another word.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“In the cubicle facing him, Anita was writing a story about a fifth-grade math whiz who had recently won a master’s-studies-level multivariable calculus competition.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“He turned back to the embrace of the sofa and the inevitably bitter end to the Mets game.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“He looked bemused by her discomfort.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“And that’s when Andrea’s water broke all over the stage, splashing amniotic fluid across Kenny’s face.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Buy me a burger at the White Rose and you got a deal,” said Vivaan.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“KENNY DROVE DOWN Parker Road. As he came around the sweeping curve onto the inexplicably renamed Parker Road South,”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Because if you’re not willing to respect the life you’ve been given, you don’t deserve that life, she had said.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Yeah, boys, I know all about Mojo's nasty ways o' keepin' his people toein' the line -- -- an' I also know when I see someone who's too Afraid to cross that line when they get the chance!”
― Fabian Nicieza, X-Men (1991-2001) Annual #1

“I assure you, my employers wish to be capturing him only. To kill him is to martyr him. To martyr him is to be advancing his cause.”
― Fabian Nicieza, X-Men Unlimited (1993-2003) #2

“What the hell was wrong with her? Why didn’t she want to be home accepting a life of misery watching the Hallmark Channel?”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“So much for his D1 scholarship.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

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― Fabian Nicieza

“Kenny had always been comfortable in the knowledge that his true identification was as an Asshole American.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“I assure you, my employers wish to be capturing him only. To kill him is to martyr him. To martyr him is to be advanceing his cause.”
― Fabian Nicieza, X-Men Unlimited (1993-2003) #2

“I assure you, my employers wish to be capturing him only. To kill him is to martyr him. To martyr him is to be advanceing his cause”
― Fabian Nicieza, X-Men Unlimited (1993-2003) #2

“Shit, son, if you had half of your old man’s balls, you’d still be short four balls.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks