Dan Whitehead > Quotes

“I love the ZX Spectrum. I love it with the sort of wistful passion that can only take root in the heart of a hopelessly nostalgic nerd. It was my first computer love, my first games machine, my first gateway to a hobby that has somehow also been my living for over twenty years. I owe it all to that flat black biscuit, throbbing with 48k of raw power.”
― Dan Whitehead, Speccy Nation

“It's a very strange nudist camp all round, really, as the men almost all seem to spend their time wearing boxer shorts, lest a glimpse of sausage spoil the view. The”
― Dan Whitehead, Tooth and Claw: A Field Guide To "Nature Run Amok" Horror Movies

“Still, Monkey Shines is, to date, the only monkey-versus-quadriplegic movie ever made, and that's got to count for something.   Trivia:”
― Dan Whitehead, Tooth and Claw: A Field Guide To "Nature Run Amok" Horror Movies

“With its bushy fur and angry red skeletal face, the baboon in question looks like Phil Spector crossed with a skinned dog,”
― Dan Whitehead, Tooth and Claw: A Field Guide To "Nature Run Amok" Horror Movies