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“Let’s see, what else? Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen. (How long were you waiting for me to talk about him—be honest?)”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir

“It drove home the lesson that sometimes the things we consider clichés can be transformed if they’re done with a complete lack of cynicism.”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir

“The play itself is a rip-roaring piece of Southern Gothic. I used to refer to it as the play Tennessee Williams would have written if he ever tried crack. But then I found out that it was completely possible that Williams had, in fact, tried crack, and the result was not this play.”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir

“But I want you to know I’m going to pay you for these two shows we’re not doing.” “Thanks, Charlie, but that’s a lot of money.”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir

“(How long were you waiting for me to talk about him—be honest?) We’d”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir

“Blessed with a gregarious nature, oodles of charisma, and the ability to bend you to his wishes through sheer force of personality, David was dangerously fun. I was his conscience, but he was my excuse to be naughty. Whatever unsafe, time-wasting activity might be proposed, I could be counted on for a meek, “Are you sure we should do this?” But I never really meant it.”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir

“perusal,”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir

“Thanks, Charlie, but that’s a lot of money.”
― Jon Cryer, So That Happened: A Memoir