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“The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.”
― Swami Beyondananda
“Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was simple: "To air is human ... but to really cut one loose is divine.”
― Swami Beyondananda
tags: funny
“The world is in serious condition largely due to our conditioning to be serious. Seriously.”
― Swami Beyondananda
“He studied with the guru of rock n’ roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: "Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.”
― Swami Beyondananda
tags: funny
“His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but Swami caught an inflection which left him with a permanent East Indian accent.”
― Swami Beyondananda
tags: funny

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