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“The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.”
Swami Beyondananda
“Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was simple: "To air is human ... but to really cut one loose is divine.”
Swami Beyondananda
tags: funny
“The world is in serious condition largely due to our conditioning to be serious. Seriously.”
Swami Beyondananda
“He studied with the guru of rock n’ roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: "Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.”
Swami Beyondananda
tags: funny
“His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but Swami caught an inflection which left him with a permanent East Indian accent.”
Swami Beyondananda
tags: funny

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