Carla Ulbrich > Quotes

“You making jokes about my illness? Not funny. Me making jokes about my illness? Funny.”
― Carla Ulbrich, How Can You NOT Laugh at a Time Like This?: Reclaim Your Health with Humor, Creativity, and Grit

“Someone else said to me, "I wish I could just lay around in the bed and read." You know, it's okay to have the thought--just don't say it out loud. If your life is so miserable that you're envious of someone who's just been diagnosed with a debilitating illness, maybe it's time to make a few life adjustments.”
― Carla Ulbrich, How Can You NOT Laugh at a Time Like This?: Reclaim Your Health with Humor, Creativity, and Grit

“Who wants to be a twenty-five-year-old fat, moody, moon-faced, blind, brittle-boned diabetic with no immune system if there is any other possible way to deal with the situation? I was single. Can't you just see that match.com ad? Bloated, anemic, moody, bald, pale female seeks--anyone. Anyone!”
― Carla Ulbrich