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“I suppose settling an argument with tear gas is poor sportsmanship”
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
“I suppose settling an argument with tear gas is poor sportsmanship, but Athena and her ilk consider me a warm body, good for shit like this.”
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
“Being a supervillain means never having to say you’re sorry … Unless it’s to the judge or the parole board. Even then, you don’t really have to. It’s not like it’s going to change the outcome or anything.”
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
“I’ve been waiting a long time to use that meme on someone.”
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
― Confessions of a D-List Supervillain
“Wendy’s response directs that we should continue to monitor and that I should try to prevent you from doing anything stupid. I am in the process of replying that there are too many independent variables to account for all the stupid courses of action you are capable of.”
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“That was mean."
"Well he did accuse me of being a bitch. Any professional is going to try their best to meet their employer's expectations.”
― The Indomitable Ten
"Well he did accuse me of being a bitch. Any professional is going to try their best to meet their employer's expectations.”
― The Indomitable Ten
“The robot answers, “I’ve been in my present position for seven minutes and thirty-seven seconds. The two of you were otherwise engaged, and did not detect my approach. Thus, I encountered what you humans refer to as an awkward situation. I did not wish to interrupt, and based on the material you, Bobby, and Larry watch, it is customary for the third person in this position to watch. If I had been female, it would also be customary for me to begin touching myself.”
― Secrets of a D-List Supervillain
― Secrets of a D-List Supervillain
“There are probably several jokes I could make, but I am stuck in a position where I can’t make a single one of them! The struggles of a sarcastic asshole. The fight is real!”
― Rise of a D-List Supervillain
― Rise of a D-List Supervillain
“I’ve made so many mistakes that this isn’t even in the top twenty.”
― Origins of a D-List Supervillain
― Origins of a D-List Supervillain
