Jenifer Wood > Quotes

“There had been a knock on my apartment door around nine p.m. Being the true crime aficionado and millennial I was, I had no intention of answering. It was probably an Amazon delivery. I was expecting more toothbrush heads. Thrilling.”
― Jenifer Wood, Agnarr's Teacher

“Were they going to shave my head? I had definitely watched too many cult documentaries.”
― Jenifer Wood, Agnarr's Teacher

“Being the true crime aficionado and millennial I was, I had no intention of answering.”
― Jenifer Wood, Agnarr's Teacher

“He was one of those Christophers that refused to be called Chris. It should have been a red flag.”
― Jenifer Wood, Agnarr's Teacher

“I am used to it, but it doesn’t make it less repulsive. You met Steve! He looked almost fully orkin!” I said, outraged.”
― Jenifer Wood, Agnarr's Jarlin