Steve Carell > Quotes

“Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.”
― Steve Carell

“Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.”
― Steve Carell

“I have flaws, what are they? Oh, I don't know, I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally I'll hit someone with my car.”
― Steve Carell

“Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.” — Dan Burns”
― Steve Carell

“I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.”
― Steve Carell

“It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.”
― Steve Carell

“You all took a life here today. The life of the party.”
― Steve Carell

“We stole the Statue of Liberty…!
[the minions cheer]
…the small one, from Las Vegas!”
[the cheers stop] — as Gru”
― Steve Carell

“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.”
― Steve Carell

“Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.”
― Steve Carell

“I think a character in a comedy should not know they`re in a comedy.”
― Steve Carell

“You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”
― Steve Carell

“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”
― Steve Carell

“They say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. Well with Carol I knew within the first 24 minutes... of the second day that I met her.”
― Steve Carell

“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.”
― Steve Carell

“He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot!”
― Steve Carell

“So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a big fish in a little pond. Where as back here in Scranton I'm still top dog, in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss, the dog or the fish?”
― Steve Carell

“I'm an early bird and I'm an owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.”
― Steve Carell

“Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?”
― Steve Carell

“In my wildest dreams i never thought- well, I never thought I'd work”
― Steve Carell

“The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and… I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I’m sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties.” — Evan Baxter”
― Steve Carell

“I`m already seeing my daughter`s cynical sense of humor and she`s 6! I bought these shoes, and I`m thinking I`m a cool dad, I`m going to show her my new half-boot shoes. So I said, "What do you think of these?" And she`s like, "Mmm no, not liking them." (2007)”
― Steve Carell

“It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do.”
― Steve Carell

“It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.”
― Steve Carell

“Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?”
― Steve Carell

“Joan Baxter (Lauren Graham): “You want to build a boat?”
Evan Baxter: “It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don’t know. [looking at his feet, under his breath] Be great in case it floods or something…”
― Steve Carell

“There are ten rules of business that you need to know... You have to play to win, but you need to win to play... I'll give you the other nine after lunch.”
― Steve Carell

“These are not my shoes.”
― Steve Carell

“I hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.”
― Steve Carell

“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel”
― Steve Carell