Duke Haney > Quotes

“I read so much, in fact, that one of my exes used to complain that I spent all my money on booze and books, which inconveniently couldn't be bought at the same locations.”
― Duke Haney, Subversia

“[...] nothing comes from comfort but the fear of losing it, and that's exactly where my generation made its big mistake. Yet discomfort's no good either. There's just no winning, is there? Do it one way and lose your soul; do it the other way and lose your livelihood. You guys who run the world, you've got all the bases covered.”
― Duke Haney, Banned for Life

“It all began with a fuck. What doesn't? I fucked the wrong person; I fucked up the right one; somebody played me a song. It changed my whole life, that song. That's why I later went to so much trouble to find the guy who wrote and sang it.”
― Duke Haney , Banned for Life

“Beware the milk when the cow is free.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“Great, I thought. The afterlife is just like Hollywood, with nobodies passing themselves off as somebodies. My ongoing strategy of postponing death had been vindicated.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“A corpse with a little meat on it will always bring out the steak knives in Hollywood.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“Covert whores and pimps are uneasy with the overt kind.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“There's no such thing as a former porn star, especially in the Internet era.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland