Josh Berk > Quotes

“Now, I have always loved ghost stories. Perhaps because people often seem to vaguely sense my own presence while rarely acknowledging it. I’ve been brushed off like a specter, a chill. …”
― Josh Berk, The Dark Days of Hamburger Halpin

“I don't tell her my other career goal, which is to be the guy who shovels hippo crap at the zoo.I realize this is a weird goal, but I figure every career is more or less shoveling hippo crap, so you might as well just go ahead and literally do it, you know?”
― Josh Berk, Guy Langman, Crime Scene Procrastinator