Heather Brewer > Quotes

“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”
― Heather Brewer , Twelfth Grade Kills

“The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.”
― Heather Brewer, First Kill

“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Lesson #456 of high school life:
Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Morning, sunshine."
Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid."
"Pardon me?"
"Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“I drive well!
Says who your mom?
No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.”
― Heather Brewer, Tenth Grade Bleeds

“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up”
― Heather Brewer, Twelfth Grade Kills

“A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are”
― Heather Brewer, Twelfth Grade Kills

“... but if I've learned one thing, it's this: forgiveness is crucial. If you can't forgive someone you're mad at, that anger will poison you. You have to learn to let it go"... "people have reasons for doing the things that they do, especially when they care about you. You may not always understand what they are, but if you can try to understand the person then you might see that they really care, despite what happened."
pg 100 Meredith to Vlad”
― Heather Brewer

“Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else.
Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays

“To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Oh my glob!”
― Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

“Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites

“Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!”
― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays