William Malmborg > Quotes

“You’ve said time and time again that most of their problems could be solved if they would just communicate with their spouse rather than bottling everything up.”
― William Malmborg, The Girl Who Played With The Ouija Board

“Nothing,” Olivia said and quickly stuffed her mouth with some surgery goodness.”
― William Malmborg, The Girl Who Played With The Ouija Board

“You know, on MythBusters they found out that swearing helps you manage pain.”
― William Malmborg, Jimmy

“can’t put out a missing person alert, Dorothy. Not until she’s been gone forty-eight hours.” Sheriff Reed sighed after speaking. This was the third time he had told Dorothy King about the policy.”
― William Malmborg, Jimmy

“Misty having used such tacks when teaching her to walk like a girl. Four tacks for each heel, lightly taped in place so that the tips were just pressed against her flesh, her feet forced to walk on her toes as if in heels so that the points didn’t push through into her skin. Misty had done this for several weeks, until walking as if she were wearing heels became something Bitsy did without thinking. The training had been pure agony and led to many tears, but in the end it had been worth it, the heels she eventually stepped into feeling like an extension of her body. She could walk, run, skip, and jump in them without a problem. Misty…not so much. But then she hadn’t been trained with roofing tacks.”
― William Malmborg, Daddy's Little Girl