Kristen Chandler > Quotes

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
― Kristen Chandler, Girls Don't Fly

“There is something brutal and wonderful about not having a clue who you are.”
― Kristen Chandler

“The thing about an Alpha, male or female, is that they can lead. When things get desperate they attack instead of retreat.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“Maybe the future is like rowing for shore. Your only choice is to try or give up.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“I hate it when discovering something wonderful about someone else requires me discovering something pathetic about myself.”
― Kristen Chandler

“I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested in a guy with “take a number” on his forehead, but this guy doesn’t have a forehead — it’s buried in messy blond hair. And he’s not one of the twenty guys I’ve known my entire pubescent life. he smiles like the Fourth of July. What’s a dumb girl to do but get in line with everyone else not in his league? I guess journalism just became my most beloved class.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“We never know what we’re looking for until we aren’t there anymore.”
― Kristen Chandler, Girls Don't Fly

“Maybe doing the wrong thing for the right reasons is better than doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. At least it feels that way.”
― Kristen Chandler, Girls Don't Fly

“How long were you standing out there?"
"I don't know. Forty-three minutes."
"You must be freezing. And a stalker.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“Hey, knock it off," says Virgil
"What?" I whispered
"You kicked me."
"Sorry”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own”
― Kristen Chandler, Girls Don't Fly

“There's this new guy who is really great who I've thoroughly offended."
"Teenage boys don't listen enough to be offended.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“When I dream, I am surrounded by wings.”
― Kristen Chandler, Girls Don't Fly

“Simple pleasures. Makes life worthwhile.”
― Kristen Chandler, Girls Don't Fly

“Wolves don't actually howl at the moon. Mostly they howl at each other. I'm a girl, so I get that.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“Wolves never worry about yesterday or tomorrow.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“I'm not really a stalker, but my school is so small it's hard not to notice a person's schedule if you have a compound crush and a guilt complex about them.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“I wish I knew how to change my patterns--all of them. But it's like the blood in my finger. I screw up and there it is, just the stuff I'm made of, making a mess again.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“I'm a pathetic random pattern. I'm a nonsequential but recurring loser. I'm fluid stupidity.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“Like what? You think I'm gay or something?”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“I don’t mind being watched by trees. It’s everyone else that makes me feel like the stupid-smart–intermittently-imploding girl.”
― Kristen Chandler, Wolves, Boys, and Other Things That Might Kill Me

“Sometimes you have a dairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own.”
― Kristen Chandler, Girls Don't Fly