Susan Santangelo > Quotes

“The hardest years of a marriage are the ones following the wedding.”
― Susan Santangelo, Retirement Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story

“Ice Cream Bread Recipe From Agnes Seiwell     Prep time: 5 minutes.   Ingredients:   1 pint (2 cups) ice cream, softened. Flavor: your choice. 1 ½ cups self-rising flour. Stir together ice cream and flour just enough so that flour is thoroughly moistened. Spoon batter into a greased and floured 8x4 inch loaf pan. Bake at 350 for 40 to 45 minutes or until a wooden toothpick inserted in center of bread comes out clean. Remove from pan and cool on a wire rack. This”
― Susan Santangelo, Retirement Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story

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― Susan Santangelo, Retirement Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story

“On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past, but never the present.”
― Susan Santangelo, Retirement Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story

“God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then He made the earth round, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed.”
― Susan Santangelo, Dieting Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story

“Ice Cream Bread Recipe From Agnes Seiwell     Prep time: 5 minutes.   Ingredients:   1 pint (2 cups) ice cream, softened. Flavor: your choice. 1 ½ cups self-rising flour. Stir together ice cream and flour just enough so that flour is thoroughly moistened. Spoon batter into a greased and floured 8x4 inch loaf pan. Bake at 350 for 40 to 45 minutes or until a wooden toothpick”
― Susan Santangelo, Retirement Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story

“Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They’re practicing to be men.”
― Susan Santangelo, Retirement Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story

“Ice Cream Bread Recipe From Agnes Seiwell Prep time: 5 minutes. Ingredients: 1 pint (2 cups) ice cream,  softened. Flavor: your choice. 1 ½ cups self-rising flour. Stir together ice cream  and flour just enough so that flour is thoroughly moistened. Spoon  batter  into a greased  and floured 8x4 inch loaf pan. Bake at 350 for 40 to 45 minutes or until a wooden toothpick inserted in center of bread  comes out clean. Remove from pan and cool on a wire rack. This two-ingredient bread  is great any time of day. It can be served as a dessert topped with some whipped cream  and chocolate or other flavored sauce, or toasted  and used as a side dish to a meal.”
― Susan Santangelo, Retirement Can Be Murder: Every Wife Has a Story