Tim Marquitz > Quotes

“Wow. You should be a motivational speaker. I’ve got chills. I mean it, seriously. The way you’re telling me what I already know is just amazing. Where do I sign on?”
― Tim Marquitz, At the Gates

“Of all my bad habits, I really need to give up getting smacked in the head. I wonder if there’s a patch for that.”
― Tim Marquitz, At the Gates

“I got to my feet, trembling, reminded of the old adage: Better to die on your feet than live on your knees. And then I thought, fuck that guy, but I was already up so, whatever. Several”
― Tim Marquitz, Beyond the Veil

“Kirah growled. "Politics." ... "It's nothing but games for boys grown in body, but still small in mind.”
― Tim Marquitz, Dawn of War

“Violence is a great distraction. There’s something soothing about punching someone in the face.”
― Tim Marquitz, Beyond the Veil

“I became aware of a steady, whooshing breeze that blew against my tingling face. It carried with it a fetid stench, which brought to mind chicken gizzards dipped in unwashed ass.”
― Tim Marquitz, At the Gates

“While I’m always up for a good scrap, and don’t even mind racking up a few bumps and bruises along the way, I’m not really the martyr type. I have sensitive skin and there’s nothing that irritates more than nails being driven through it.”
― Tim Marquitz, At the Gates

“No offense, of course. You’re getting everyone killed swimmingly.”
― Tim Marquitz, Exit Wounds

“Abraham learned to keep his enemies close and their corpses even closer.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“Veronica was drawn to the essence of life. She fed on it, devoured it, leaving behind an empty husk. I don’t mean just our marriage either.”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound

“My boots squished as I stomped through the pools of viscera that colored the road like a Dali painting on meth and laxatives. Bodies”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“To paraphrase the Vegas commercial, what goes on in Old Town, stays in Old Town, usually in a shallow grave or hastily converted BBQ pit.”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound

“They’re demons, it’s what they do.”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound

“I did what any gentleman would do for a woman whose whole world, whose life, whose very existence was crumbling down around her. I changed the subject.”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound

“I could handle being shot once or twice, more than that would slow me down too much. The last thing I needed was Jack adding me to his list of victims. That would just be embarrassing.”
― Tim Marquitz, From Hell

“I’m not sure what you find so exciting about ruling over a smoldering ruin,”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound

“It’s always the end of the world, the Apocalypse, Armageddon—blah, blah, fucking, blah.”
― Tim Marquitz, At the Gates

“Apparently my mouth felt the need to write a check it couldn’t afford to cash. I’m not even sure Donald Trump could afford the bill I was racking up.”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound

“I will peel the flesh from your bones and carve you apart, piece by bloody piece. Your death will last an eternity.” I thought his speech would too.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“The gun useless, as shooting a zombie in the foot is as effective as asking a politician to do what’s best for his district, I dropped it to free my hand.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“I’d be able to bypass the gate’s security wards without a problem, which was good. I didn’t much feel like being blown up again. Its charm wears off quickly.”
― Tim Marquitz, Echoes of the Past

“It didn’t matter how close Lucifer and I were, when the Devil says jump, you jump and worry about what you land in later.”
― Tim Marquitz, From Hell

“I didn’t figure it mattered if I stank. We’d all smell the same dead.”
― Tim Marquitz, Betrayal

“The werehounds charged as if they were a part of a Kibbles N’ Bits commercial. I kept expecting to see the chuck wagon as they came at my heels. The”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“Uncomfortable was doctor slang for, ‘I’ve never been dumb enough to submit to this procedure, so I really don’t know how painful it actually is, but the test subjects all shit tears and begged to be put out of their misery.”
― Tim Marquitz, Beyond the Veil

“I wished I’d built a Starbucks franchise in Hell. I’d passed up on the opportunity because they’d seemed too evil, and”
― Tim Marquitz, Collateral Damage

“Sense and logic clearly weren’t one of Errik’s strengths. A monkey with a math problem, all dragging knuckles and grunts, he clenched his fists and dug his heels in.”
― Tim Marquitz, At the Gates

“I felt like France. All I wanted to do was raise my arms and shout, “I surrender.”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound

“Why didn’t I think of that?” “Because your dick’s not out to think for you,” Katon”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“I closed my eyes and tried my hardest to sink into the ground. Fortunately, I didn’t have to rely on that highly overrated defensive maneuver.”
― Tim Marquitz, Armageddon Bound