Greg James > Quotes

“What would be the point of my going outside this factory for the first time to initiate my evil plan to take over the country using an army of human drones wearing mind control helmets if I didn’t take the master uplink system for the mind control helmets with me?”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: The first book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“The air was so thick with crumbs that it was like a scene from the horror film that cakes would make if they had video cameras and thumbs.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal

“Dear parents,

It has cucumber to my attention that several students are causing absolute haddock in the dining room through the mindless act of trying and failing to spin plates. What's more, despite serious prawnings that action would be taken, these students have continued to fishobey me. As the bread teacher of this school I shouldn't have to waste my thyme writing letters about such nonsense, butter the situation has gotten serious. Peas tell your children that they mustard stop doing this immediately, otherwise they will have their lunch privileges bacon away from them.

Best fishes,
Mr. SouperTheDayMan”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Rogue Heroes

“none of which we can tell you about right now because it would completely ruin the plot.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Shadow Machine: The third book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“enthused.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Shadow Machine: The third book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“expecting”
― Greg James, Kid Normal eBook Bundle: A 4 Book Bundle

“This hat was worn by Sir Thomas Wimpole on the day his second-cousin-once-removed married the fourteenth duke of Carlisle. It is a fine example of late Regency hatsmanship, fashioned from finest Canadian otter skin with mouse fur trimmings. For goodness’ sake, Murph, why are you still reading that ridiculous hat label?”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Rogue Heroes

“It’s the trappiest trap since Maria von Trapp got all seven von Trapp children together to sing a song called “Do-Re-Mi, It’s Obviously a Trap”.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Final Five

“marvel led”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Final Five

“Clues!’ said Mary proudly, picking her way through the tangled remains of the metal gates. She and Murph were carrying the large black computer tower from underneath Knox’s desk between them.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Final Five

“a”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: The first book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“Down with Heroes!”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Shadow Machine: The third book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“Problems don’t go away on their own, she would tell him. But problems are cowards and bullies, and they only take advantage if they think they can win. Face them. Look them in the eye. Show them you’re not scared. If you show them you’re not scared of them, they’ll run a mile.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: The first book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“so-cal led”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Final Five

“It’s a milkshake, sir,”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: The first book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“Ber-NOO-NOO!”
― Greg James, Kid Normal and the Final Five