Timothy W. Long > Quotes

“Give a Marine a gun and they suddenly turn into a fucking brain surgeon.”
― Timothy W. Long, Outbreak

“The Jaime St. Pucker Pocket Pussy Can In NO Way, Shape or Form Save Someone Once He is Zombie Bit”
― Timothy W. Long, The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole!

“What in the drunk-enough-to-wear-a-dress fuck do you want now, Major?” O’Coddle asks, but he answers his own question as he turns to face his subordinate.”
― Timothy W. Long, The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole!

“You have the look of a younger person but the insight of someone wiser." "Thanks." I didnt add that Ive seen some shit.”
― Timothy W. Long, Dark Lord on the Rocks